Robert the Bruce, a local Brigand, was holidaying on the Murray River for a few days this week and was mentioned in a Channel 9 News report.
Dafydd, Barry and Ron.... members of the Pirate gang.
Methinks Robert the Bruce has move down to that place called Mellyborn... or some such near to that big ying din city! You should be safe where you are Barry.... it's Ron the Prankster I feel sorry for... he did the News report voice over... ha ha
My legal team have been appointed, they feel that a sum of ZIMBABWEAN $20 million is not an unreasonable claim, could go for $100 million in ZIMBABWEAN against Barry, but the case against him is weak, whereas the evidence against you and Ron is overwhelming. We could settle out of court with you, but not that sniveling little weasel Ron, he's going down faster than the Titanic.
Say...me harty, no need to blubber, we'll all burn our throats together on a tot of rum. I'm with you on getting that there 100 mill offa Barry, he's responsible for everything...... I can see his ere fingery dabs all ovver that place.
What are your orders Captain Bruse the terrible.... shall we hang'em from the yard arm or keel 'aul them....?
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A bit of "skull duggary" is afoot... N'er fear landlubber Barry... Isa smitten the charge to Zimbabwean dollars...... equal share of the loot it be lubbers, yah pays out nowt. ha ha..ho ho!
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